A STRANGE CHRISTMAS STOCKING

My mother excelled at doing Christmas stockings. She would find us each

a big woolly sock the night before, and mine lay expectantly at the end

of the bed until I sat up in the morning and pulled its lumpy shape

towards me. There were presents under the tree too, but for us children,

delving into our stockings for little treasures was the greatest fun of

the year.

Then one Christmas, out came not treasures, but an old train ticket,

discarded spectacles, things from a drawer here or a shelf there.

It will have been in the 1940s, living in the village where I am now;

friends from London welcome to stay for quieter safer nights from

bombing, shortages of everything, and our mother with too much to do.

She must have looked around close at hand, and found enough to fill the

strangest Christmas stocking ever.

Julia Hooper



Enceladus, Saturnalia’s Eventide, year 410/1351 After Deliverance

Dear Wittiza,

How odd to still use this defunct language! Are we, after the digital ‘cloud’ collapse, the only ones with access to manuscript records? Remember our conversation about those unsubstantiated rumours of a protein plague that forced the evacuation of Earth? I’ve found new evidence. The diary is badly damaged. Here are some patchy fragments. Can you make sense of them?

“(………) last Dec(…)ber’s Christm(…) tree. Sev(…) months since I brought it home; six since (………) expected to chuck (……….) branches (…)ttle uneven, some thin (………), but I shaped them; it was a (…)ice little (…)ee. Kep(…) me (…)mpany during (…)vid-19 (………) flat alone. (………) Norw(…) Fir. No way (………) fire or (…)mpost heap! (………) lost lustre (…)ut needl(…) still sharp! If no one’d do it to old me, why should I to my old tree?”

Remember: destroy after reading!

Best,

Recceswinth

Salve



A LESS BLUE CHRISTMAS

Surrounded by packing cases, sitting on the floor in a room with no furniture, I reassured my best friend who had phoned on Christmas day.

‘Don’t worry, I’m fine.’

I’d just moved into my first house – a Victorian terrace in Birmingham. Amongst the chaos, I noticed the wreath that I’d bought last minute and forgotten about.

After the call, I opened the door to hang the wreath. Outside, a few people were standing on their doorsteps, clutching various musical instruments. Glancing opposite, a silver-haired Elvis look-a-like held a guitar.

‘Hello,’ I called. ‘I’ve just moved in. Merry Christmas.’

‘And to you bab.’

‘What on earth’s going on?’

‘We do this every year,’ he said. ‘Just afore the Queen’s speech. Here….’

He handed me a tambourine then struck a loud chord. In unity and harmony, the entire street burst into ‘Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree’ with me wide-eyed, shaking that tambourine.

Gill Powell



MY SECRET SANTA

When I was three years old Santa went away.

I would always remember the creak of his boots, and the sweet smell of cinnamon buns tinged with bourbon.

I’d pretended to be asleep, but my eyes flicked open and I saw him.

Instead of being cross he just smiled.

And at that magical moment I knew my dad was Santa.

A special dad who every Christmas brought joy to children all over the world.

By morning Dad had gone, leaving behind our secret, and a well of tears that would never run dry.

To have him all to myself would have been selfish.

Or to get bigger and better presents than the other children, unfair.

Even when I asked for a bike and got a scooter, and other children got bikes, I understood.

So, every year I opened my presents, smiled at Mum, and told her not cry.

Stephanie Pemberton



RUDOLPH MUGGED OUR GRANNIE CHRISTMAS EVE

Rudolph mugged grannie Christmas eve

Aiming for her carrots I believe

Never any doubt,

He didn't want a sprout

Dreadful injuries were received

Oh Rudolph mugged grannie Christmas eve

Now in Santa Claus we do not believe

That  fat old man was drunk

And Rudolph did a bunk

Stuck antlers and goodwill up his sleeve

Yes Rudolph mugged grannie Christmas Eve

A reindeer fuelled with sherry can achieve

Nose  shining so bright

Could be used as light

And a sled that don’t fly straight, but does a weave

Oh Rudolph mugged grannie Christmas eve

We thought that she would never leave

He left her there quite dead

With a hoof print on her head

We guzzle plum pudding as we grieve

Rudolph mugged grannie Christmas Eve

Problem with presents she’ll receive

Answer we don’t lack, keep ‘em‘not send ‘em back

As we are not stupid or naive.

Glenys Halliday

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